Total Medals Earned: 455 (From 129 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,250 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Get all 4 spells
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 1/32 (5/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
You beat the game!
Medals Earned: 4/66 (20/330 points)
Complete Chapter 1 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 1 Four Times
Unlocked a Warp Zone
Unlocked a Character!
Complete Chapter 2 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 3 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 4 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 1 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 2 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 3 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 4 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 1 as Naan
Complete Chapter 2 as Naan
Complete Chapter 3 as Naan
Complete Chapter 4 as Naan
Complete Chapter 1 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 2 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 3 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 4 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 1 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 2 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 3 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 4 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 2 Four Times
Complete Chapter 3 Four Times
Complete Chapter 4 Four Times
Complete Chapter 1 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 2 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 3 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 4 Eight Times
Unlocked a Character
Unlocked a Challenge
Complete Challenge 1
Complete Challenge 2
Complete Challenge 3
Complete Challenge 4
Complete Challenge 5
Complete Challenge 6
Complete Challenge 7
Complete Chapter 1 in Less Than a Minute
Complete Chapter 2 in Less Than 3 Minutes
Complete Chapter 4 in Less Than 7 Minutes
Die 20 Times
Kill 30 Kids
Reach 5 Sacrifice Rooms
Kill the Tutorial
Do Something Heinous
Chat With a Friend
Medals Earned: 8/11 (50/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/160 points)
Finish the tutorial
Finish T-01
Finish T-02
Finish M-01
Finish M-02
Finish M-03
Finish M-04
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